Curse

LordMahal · Feb 10, 2006, 09:35 AM // 09:35

Smashing brick cubes with my head will reveal money, mushrooms and little flowers that allow me to throw fire at turtles twice my size.(mario)

The Hedgehog is the fastest animal on earth.(sonic)

Running while on fire will NOT make me burn longer.(guild wars)

If I could ride an elephant, I could stomp on hundreds of chinese guys at once and they would stand right back up. (dynasty warriors)

I could impale you with a 12' spear, toss you up, smack you 8 times, spin and smash you into a concrete wall, but you will come back for more.(Lu Bu dynasty warriors)

darkdragon99 · Feb 10, 2006, 09:50 AM // 09:50

i learned how to read

BBoy_Manchild · Feb 10, 2006, 09:53 AM // 09:53

if your name is vicks or wedge - it was good knowing you buddy, ill send flowers to your funeral

Leonof · Feb 10, 2006, 12:11 PM // 12:11

Amnesia sucks and is very common. (any game)

you run faster with a knife (counter-strike)

your best friend will betray you one day. (any rpg)

Don't date princesses, they are high-maintenance and always need saving (zelda and mario)

you always need a key to open a 10year old rotting door or rusted gate to go in. (resident evil)

you can do an uppercut and they will stay in the air if you keep hitting them (fighting games)

Kaguya · Feb 10, 2006, 12:36 PM // 12:36

- Being shot with a rocket launcher hurts, but it's nothing that a little bandage won't be able to completely heal.

- People's posessions mystically disappear when you kill them, but for some reason the ammo clips from their guns doesn't.

- Ventilation ducts are always large enough for a man with ten assault rifles to go through.

- If the ventilation duct is too small for you to enter, there must be a shrink potion or a shrink ray near you.

- You can't blow up wooden doors with rocket launchers and grenades.

- Safest place to store weapons is in the corner of any unlocked room.

- Jumping left and right while moving forwards will make you move at physics defying speeds.

- There isn't a building without a storage room with millions of crates. Getting from this storage room to the next room requires you to stack crates on top of each other, and jump around on top of them.

- Female skin has odd features of making leather, vinyl and latex harder than steel plate when worn.

- If you see a nerd, you can be certain that he will get killed by a zombie/freak accident/shot/blown up within few minutes. Unless the nerd is a) female b) has cool voice c) knows something that saves the world. Although point c will be made null when they share the secret, and they usually die right after telling the secret.

- Some doors just aren't made to be opened. They are just paintings on the wall.

Ninjutsu Honor Code · Feb 10, 2006, 01:46 PM // 13:46

- English
- Shooting a friendly in his head causes him to shout at you
- You cant die from a huge atomic explosion
- That crippled arm will be replenished after drinking fresh water
- You can easely carry five platemails and still use sprint

Xue Yi Liang · Feb 10, 2006, 02:56 PM // 14:56

I learned if you are talking to someone in their office they don't mind if you look for ammunition in their desk or knock over their furniture.
I learned that I can run around carrying 2 pistols, a submachine gun, a battle rifle, sniper weapon, a rocket launcher, thousands of rounds of ammo and a whole bunch of grenades at the same time.
I learned that crouching behind a potted plant will prevent a professional killer from finding me.
I learned that, in the future, flashlight batteries only last about 2 minutes.
I learned to carry around 10 first aid kits and 5 antidotes.
I learned that the woods are full of hidden chests.
I learned to fix a bleeding stab injury by eating a leg of beef and a whole bunch of apples.

BBoy_Manchild · Feb 10, 2006, 03:24 PM // 15:24

shooting someone's big toe will do as much damage hitting them in the stumach
getting a head shot will not make a hole in their head, their entire head, neck, and parts of the chest betweem the shoulder blades will be completely blown off
hiding begind doors is futile if a piece of your gun is poking through
guns can defy physics by moving though doors
bullets and other ammunition fired from guns can be easily seen because of the long streak of light that follows them
falling from great hights wont break your legs, only do a little bit of damage

Swampgirl Inez · Feb 10, 2006, 04:04 PM // 16:04

No matter how many walls, doors, etc are between me and an enemy, they will always see me if I'm in aggro range.

Tsunami Rain · Feb 11, 2006, 07:14 AM // 07:14

odd colored mushrooms are good for you (unless its purple or has a >_< face>

Katari · Feb 11, 2006, 07:26 AM // 07:26

'Invading armies of doom' generaly consist of no more than 200-500 troops. These troops are deployed with no supply lines, with no base camps, and most importantly, thinly enough that a group of 5-10 woodsmen can defeat them. Don't worry, nobody will see/hear the woodsmen making progress down the line.
-'Woodsmen' can be replaced by just about anyone, so long as they have minimal training. Preferably less than a month or so. After all, training only hinders combat, and evil-minions will have, by law, half the training the 'woodsmen' have.

awesome sauce · Feb 11, 2006, 03:03 PM // 15:03

Heres some things I learned from the resident evil series:

-Large cities are loaded with incredibly complicated puzzles and mazes

-I can create ammo by combining a tool with gunpowder.

-All Evil guys have giant pits of lava and flame-spewing statues in thier basement

-You can never swim, you always have to find some incredibly complicated way to drain out the pool before you can go over it.(anyone who played RE1 all the way through can remember how frustrating this was)

Divinitys Creature · Feb 11, 2006, 11:40 PM // 23:40

Never play beta!

Tsunami Rain · Feb 12, 2006, 03:10 AM // 03:10

it takes 5 seconds to make medpacks and ammopacks out of thin air. (BF2)

Omega_2005 · Feb 12, 2006, 11:54 AM // 11:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEPIC

Chickens are hyper powerful and have many friends hell bent on seeing you dead if you harm their buddies in any way. (Zelda games)

You should've remembered the pigs on the Wind Waker!

Learning to speek 1337 in any conversation (Yes I'm guilty for this... >.<) [Most MMORPGs and FPS games]

darkdragon99 · Feb 12, 2006, 12:18 PM // 12:18

i learned no matter how many times you shoot something their can only ever be 20 bullet holes in it at one time *any FPS*

Sagius Truthbarron · Feb 12, 2006, 12:48 PM // 12:48

I learned how to type fast in somewhat-propper English all the time!

I learned how to fly planes!

I can take down a man twice my size with minimal effort thanks to the Hideo Kojima's CQC fighting style! It really works! Thanks, Mr. Kojima!

Paul Mahdi · Feb 12, 2006, 03:58 PM // 15:58

I learned to type faster
and i learned that if you kill almost everyone in a city, leave the city and wait 8 minutes then they'll happily let you in again (Fable)

akitas371 · Feb 12, 2006, 04:15 PM // 16:15

I learned that once in your time of playing video games you will be either grounded or screamed at to get off...or in worsdt cases both

Xue Yi Liang · Feb 12, 2006, 06:01 PM // 18:01

I learned that dead bodies tend to disappear.
I learned that you can kill someone by shooting their big toe a hundred times.
I learned that I begin most games with a case of amnesia and get a lot of cutscene flashbacks.
I learned that, no matter where I go, I am recognized as "the one" they spoke of in prophesy.